☢ FACILITY CAFETERIA — WEEKLY MENU ☢ СТОЛОВАЯ ОБЪЕКТА — МЕНЮ НА НЕДЕЛЮ ☢ ALL MEALS ARE MANDATORY. MEAL ATTENDANCE IS OPTIONAL. BOTH STATEMENTS ARE POLICY. ☢ ВСЕ ПРИЁМЫ ПИЩИ ОБЯЗАТЕЛЬНЫ. ПОСЕЩЕНИЕ СТОЛОВОЙ ДОБРОВОЛЬНО. ОБА УТВЕРЖДЕНИЯ ЯВЛЯЮТСЯ ПОЛИТИКОЙ. ☢ DO NOT EAT ON BEHALF OF ANOTHER PERSON WITHOUT WRITTEN AUTHORIZATION ☢

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CAFETERIA STATS

HOURS

      MON–FRI: 07:00–19:00

      SAT: ████████

      SUN: CLOSED*

      *See Sunday entry

ПЕРСОНАЛ НЕ
ДОЛЖЕН
СПРАШИВАТЬ
ЧТО НАХОДИТСЯ
В ХОЛОДИЛЬНОЙ
КАМЕРЕ B

ПЕРСОНАЛ
НЕ ДОЛЖЕН
ЗАХОДИТЬ В
ХОЛОДИЛЬНУЮ
КАМЕРУ B

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All meals prepared in accordance with Facility 7 Food Services Directive ██-C. Personnel with dietary restrictions should contact the cafeteria manager. Personnel should note that the cafeteria manager has not been seen since 1994. Restrictions will still be accommodated.

Все блюда приготовлены в соответствии с Директивой Службы питания Объекта 7 ██-В. Персонал с диетическими ограничениями должен обращаться к заведующему столовой. Заведующего столовой не видели с 1994 года. Ограничения будут учтены.

Meal / Приём	Item / Блюдо	Notes / Примечания
Breakfast	Scrambled eggs, white toast, orange juice	Standard issue. Eggs from approved supplier.
Lunch	Grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans	Chicken sourced from regional distributor. Potatoes are instant. Green beans are not.
Dinner	Beef stew, dinner roll, side salad	Stew prepared from standard recipe. Roll included.
Beverage	Coffee, tea, water	Coffee is caffeinated. Water is water.
Dessert	Vanilla pudding	Pudding is vanilla. No further notes.

Meal / Приём	Item / Блюдо	Notes / Примечания
Breakfast	Oatmeal, fruit cup, coffee	Oatmeal prepared with water. Fruit cup contains fruit.
Lunch	Tomato soup, grilled cheese sandwich	The soup is not to be discussed with personnel from Sublevel B. Personnel from Sublevel B are aware of the soup. They may not ask about the soup. You may not answer.
Dinner	Roast pork, boiled carrots, white rice	Pork well-done. Carrots soft. Rice is rice.
Beverage	Coffee, milk, water	Milk from approved source. Source is approved.
Dessert	Chocolate cake (slice)	Standard. No anomalous properties confirmed.

Meal / Приём	Item / Блюдо	Notes / Примечания
Breakfast	Pancakes, butter, syrup	Pancakes prepared at a temperature that has not been measured. Thermometer was present. Thermometer declined to provide a reading.
Lunch	Caesar salad	This salad was not on the menu this morning. It was on the menu when the menu was printed. The menu was printed this morning. Personnel are advised not to pursue this line of inquiry during meals.
Lunch (alt.)	Tuna sandwich on white bread	Tuna confirmed. Bread is bread-shaped.
Dinner	Pasta with meat sauce	Pasta has been described by three separate personnel as "the wrong length." Length has been measured. Measurement results are pending review. Pasta is available regardless.
Beverage	Coffee, water	Coffee this week is stronger than last week. Last week's coffee was stronger than this week's coffee. Brewing logs are consistent.
Dessert	Apple pie (slice)	Standard. The apples were peeled by someone. The someone was not kitchen staff. Kitchen staff have been informed. Kitchen staff have no comment.

Meal / Приём	Item / Блюдо	Notes / Примечания
Breakfast	Toast (assorted), ██████████	Toast is standard. The second item is not to be identified by name on posted materials. It is available at the counter. You will know it when you see it. If you do not know it when you see it, do not take it.
Lunch	Protein of the day: ████████	Source: ████████. Preparation method: ████. Allergen information: filed under ██-D. Safe for consumption by most personnel. Personnel who are uncertain whether they are "most personnel" should consult HR.
Lunch (side)	Soup	Not the Tuesday soup. A different soup. Personnel need not be concerned about the difference. Personnel should not attempt to determine the difference.
Dinner	Room-temperature liquid (color varies), crackers	Liquid varies by serving. Color is not indicative of flavor. Flavor is not indicative of content. Content has been approved by the Division. Crackers are standard.
Beverage	Water (Thursday formulation)	Thursday water is the same as other-day water. Thursday water is not the same as other-day water. Both statements appear in the supply documentation. Personnel are advised to remain hydrated.
Dessert	Custard	This dessert remembers being something else. It has been custard since preparation. Both are true. Consume before it remembers further.

Meal / Приём	Item / Блюдо	Notes / Примечания
Breakfast	CAF-F-01	See classification file CAF-F-01. File is available from the cafeteria manager. The cafeteria manager has not been seen since 1994.
Lunch	Today's special: the same as yesterday's special, which was the same as tomorrow's special	Personnel who ate yesterday's special will recognize today's special. Personnel who did not eat yesterday will not be able to distinguish today's special from a meal they have not yet eaten. This is expected. Serve hot or cold depending on what the special is, which varies.
Lunch (alt.)	CAF-F-02	Vegetarian option. Contains no meat that can be confirmed. May contain other things that are not meat. These things have been approved under a separate directive. Вегетарианский вариант. Мяса не содержит — это подтверждено. Может содержать другие вещества, не являющиеся мясом. Они утверждены отдельной директивой.
Dinner	CAF-F-03 / CAF-F-04	Personnel will receive one of two dinners. The dinner received is determined by criteria that are not published. If you receive CAF-F-04, do not ask why you did not receive CAF-F-03. If you receive CAF-F-03, you already know why.
Beverage	Friday beverage	Not to be described in writing. Personnel who have consumed the Friday beverage will recognize it. Personnel who have not consumed it will not be able to identify it from this description, which is by design. Refills are not offered. Refills have been reported.
Dessert	CAF-F-05	Sweet. Recommended. Do not ask what it is made of. You will enjoy it. Whether or not you enjoy it, you will report that you enjoyed it. This has been consistent across all Friday dessert consumption since 1991. We have noted this. We have not changed it.

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SATURDAY MENU — ACCESS RESTRICTED // ДОСТУП К СУББОТНЕМУ МЕНЮ ОГРАНИЧЕН

THE CAFETERIA IS CLOSED ON SUNDAYS.

THE CAFETERIA HAS NEVER BEEN CLOSED.

PERSONNEL HAVE REPORTED EATING IN THE CAFETERIA ON SUNDAYS.

THESE REPORTS HAVE BEEN FILED.

PERSONNEL WHO HAVE EATEN IN THE CAFETERIA ON A SUNDAY SHOULD NOTE THAT THEY HAVE NOT EATEN IN THE CAFETERIA ON A SUNDAY. PERSONNEL WHO CANNOT RECONCILE THIS SHOULD SUBMIT FORM CAF-0. FORM CAF-0 IS ONLY AVAILABLE ON SUNDAYS.

СТОЛОВАЯ ЗАКРЫТА ПО ВОСКРЕСЕНЬЯМ. СТОЛОВАЯ НИКОГДА НЕ БЫЛА ЗАКРЫТА. ПЕРСОНАЛ СООБЩАЛ О ТОМ, ЧТО ЕЛ В СТОЛОВОЙ ПО ВОСКРЕСЕНЬЯМ. ЭТИ ОТЧЁТЫ БЫЛИ ПОДАНЫ. ПЕРСОНАЛ, УПОТРЕБЛЯВШИЙ ПИЩУ В СТОЛОВОЙ В ВОСКРЕСЕНЬЕ, ДОЛЖЕН ПРИНЯТЬ К СВЕДЕНИЮ, ЧТО ОН НЕ УПОТРЕБЛЯЛ ПИЩУ В СТОЛОВОЙ В ВОСКРЕСЕНЬЕ.

Dietary Accommodations / Диетические ограничения

Dietary restrictions may be submitted in writing to the cafeteria manager using Form CAF-DR-1.
The cafeteria manager has not been seen since 1994.
Dietary restrictions will still be accommodated.
How they are accommodated is not documented.
They are accommodated correctly.

Диетические ограничения могут быть направлены заведующему столовой в письменном виде по форме CAF-DR-1.
Заведующего столовой не видели с 1994 года.
Диетические ограничения всё равно будут учтены.
Каким образом — не задокументировано.
Они учитываются правильно.

Allergy information for items classified CAF-F-01 through CAF-F-05 is available upon request. Requests must be submitted to the cafeteria manager. See above regarding the cafeteria manager.

Note: Personnel who have experienced adverse effects following a meal should report to the medical office on Sublevel A. Personnel should not report to the medical office on Sublevel B. Personnel should not ask why.

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Dietary Accommodations / Диетические ограничения

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