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The following page is the original homepage of not-malware.zip as it appeared during the period 1997–2003. It has been preserved in its original form as required by ████████████████ subsection ██(c).

This page has been preserved for archival purposes. The original webmaster is no longer with us. The original webmaster was never with us.

Do not attempt to contact the original webmaster. Do not attempt to determine who the original webmaster was. The email address at the bottom of the archived page does not function. It has never functioned. It received 4,847 messages. Do not ask about the messages.

Эта страница сохранена в архивных целях. Оригинальный вебмастер больше не с нами. Оригинальный вебмастер никогда не был с нами.

★ WELCOME TO NOT-MALWARE.ZIP ★

★ THE OFFICIAL HOME PAGE OF [ORGANIZATION NAME REDACTED] ★
Официальная домашняя страница [НАЗВАНИЕ ОРГАНИЗАЦИИ ИЗЪЯТО]

⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠ CHECK BACK SOON ⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠

★ ABOUT THIS SITE ★

Hi!!! Welcome 2 my site!!!! This is the OFFICIAL homepage of [ORGANIZATION NAME REDACTED]!!! We do lots of cool stuff that we cant tell u about lol!!

This site is ALWAYS being updated so keep checking back!! I am learning HTML from a book I found and its really cool!! My favorite tag is <blink>!!! (Editor's note: this tag is no longer supported. The webmaster was aware. The webmaster did not care. The webmaster was correct.)

NOTE: this site is best viewed in Internet Explorer 4.0 or Netscape Navigator at 800x600 or higher!! If it looks weird thats ur problem lol

P.S. — if u have been here before u already know what this site is about. if u havent been here before u already know what this site is about. this is not a riddle. this is a feature.

★ NEWS AND UPDATES ★

08/14/1997 — SITE IS UP!!!! please sign my guestbook!!!!
08/15/1997 — added cool background!! what do u think?? email me!!
09/??/1997 — added downloads page. some downloads are classified. this is on purpose.
11/03/1997 — something happened in the server room. updating when i can.
11/04/1997 — ████████████████████████████████████████████████
02/30/1998 — fixed some bugs. added new section. you cannot see the new section.
??/??/???? — [this update cannot be displayed. it has not happened yet. check back soon!!! ^_^]

VISITOR COUNT

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u are visitor number 1!!!! wow!!!!

(note: the counter has displayed this number since 1997. the counter is correct. there has been one visitor. there will always have been one visitor. you are that visitor.)

COOL STUFF

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this is untrue but we prefer it to the alternative.
the fourth GIF has been replaced with a warning.
the warning is a kindness.]

AWARDS WON!!!

★ Coolest Gov Site 1997 — [award site 404]
★ Most Mysterious — [award site 404]
★ Best Hidden Content — [award site 404]
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★ COOL LINKS ★

Yahoo! Altavista GeoCities Ask Jeeves The Other Place [LINK REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE DIRECTOR] My Friend Dave's Page [link to something] — HONEST LINK

🏠 This page was made with love by the webmaster ♥
got questions or just wanna chat?? email me at webmaster@not-malware.zip (note: this address is not monitored. it is watched. there is a difference.)
last updated: February 30, 1998

ⓘ best viewed in Internet Explorer 4.0 or Netscape Navigator at 800x600
ⓘ in the dark ⓘ alone ⓘ do not tell anyone you were here

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